• Grand sage : Seconde

    Par Floby dans Maximes le 3 Novembre 2005 à 18:51


    "Si tu trouves que les gens te voient plus petit que tu ne l'es, alors

    Rapproche-toi d'eux"





    C'est un effet de perspective



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  • Smoothoutche

    Par Floby dans Maximes le 2 Novembre 2005 à 19:52


    "C'est pas assez smooth!"



    (Vous vous trompez, ce n'est pas Vandamme qui a dit ça)




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  • Une vraie chanson triste

    Par Floby dans Chansons le 2 Novembre 2005 à 19:08


    Rocky Raccoon
    Lennon/McCartney


    Now somewhere in the black mountain hills of Dakota
    There lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon
    And one day his woman ran off with another guy
    Hit young Rocky in the eye Rocky didn't like that
    He said I'm gonna get that boy
    So one day he walked into town
    Booked himself a room in the local saloon.

    Rocky Raccoon checked into his room
    Only to find Gideon's bible
    Rocky had come equipped with a gun
    To shoot off the legs of his rival

    His rival it seems had broken his dreams
    By stealing the girl of his fancy.
    Her name was Magil and she called herself Lil
    But everyone knew her has Nancy.

    Now she and her man who called himself Dan
    Were in the next room at the hoe down
    Rocky burst in and grinning a grin
    He said Danny boy this is a showdown

    But Daniel was hot : he drew first and shot
    And Rocky collapsed in the corner.


    Now the doctor came in stinking of gin
    And proceeded to lie on the table
    He said Rocky you met your match
    And Rocky said, Doc it's only a scratch and I'll be better I'll be better doc as soon as I am able.

    Only to find Gideon's bible
    Gideon checked out and he left it no doubt
    To help with good Rocky's revival.





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  • Grand sage : première

    Par Floby dans Maximes le 2 Novembre 2005 à 18:49




    Le grand sage a dit :
    "Si ce que tu as à dire ne vaut pas mieux que le silence, alors

    Ferme ta gueule."



    Amen







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  • (Rires)

    Par Floby dans Maximes le 2 Novembre 2005 à 18:44




    "C'est pas rigolo d'être triste"








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